Blog:Qualitipedia retirement blogs in a nutshell

NOTE: I AM NOT ACTUALLY RETIRING, THIS BLOG IS SIMPLY A PARODY OF RECENT RETIREMENT BLOGS.

Hello everyone, this is (insert username here) I would like to announce that I am retiring from Qualitipedia. There are many reasons why. The first is declining interest. I have been losing interest in Qualitipedia. The second is the drama that has been going on in the wikis and in the Discord. The third is personal reasons. I now have a job and a girlfriend, and am working on a bunch of projects, and I have lost time for Qualitipedia. Here are some people who I want to thank: (insert list of random users here). Goodbye. Here are some songs links:
 * 1) Song link #1
 * 2) Song link #2
 * 3) Song link #3